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(1) a dude who spends his days on the beach seducing innocent girls. Surfer dudes are very tanned, good at BBQ cooking, and must have a good body.
Ladies: SWOON. I'VE JUST FALLEN IN LOVE. I WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS BEACH
Surfer Dude: Helllllllooooo Ladies (Winks and approaches)
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1. A tape worm.
2. Well known weird garage surf band.
Looks ath the cover of "Indendant Worm Saloon" by the BHS
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A dirty-ass California based hippie that sells heroin and crack to custies on Phish lot. Known to drag hungry puppies through crowds while trying to sell their shit. Often missing as many teeth as brain cells. Love to say the words "heady", "shwill" and "braaah".
"I just saw a dirt surfer selling Family Fluff to a bunch of High School girls in DMB shirts"
"Dirt Surfers, Wooks and Custies ruined Phish Tour"
"The dirtiest dirt surfers now spread Hepatitis A on String Cheese" Tour"
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Butthole Surfers owns your From First to Last butt
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Surfing a street curb with any form of transportation, body part, or anything with wheels. It is a bonus if the action creates a squealing or grinding noise. Harrrrrrrrr!
You are a "curb surfer" if you hit the curb with your car, with your skateboard, with your own two feet, with your grocery cart.
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A man (or woman) who secretly uses the popular "couch surfer" website to meet women, despite innocent fronts to the contrary.
Dang, Garrett! You can't propose to a girl you just met being a cooch surfer!