Big Swims

Nobody knows what it means but it’s provocative. It gets the people going

Joey: BIG SWIMS
Zach: BIG SWIMS

artistic swimming

Stupid name that fina came up with for synchronized swimming.

Today I saw a bunch of girls in the pool doing artistic swimming.

Freedom Swim

When you go waist deep into the ocean to relieve your bladder. You end up urinating on Osama bin Laden's body.

"Hey, buddy. Hold my beer. I'm going for a Freedom Swim."

synchronized swimming

Synchronized swimming is one of the most underated and underestimated sports in the world. Here are somethings you should know:

1. Yes it is a sport.

2. It is EXTREMLY difficult

3.it is NOT "water ballet"

and 4. Never call synchronized swimming easy because synchronized swimmers are freakishly strong and will whip your ass into shape somewhat gracefully.

To get the equivilant of synchro to your sport, take your sport, times the difficulty by 10x then add fake smile and minus the oxegyen.

Synchronized swimming is lit.

#synchroisasport #waterballetmyass

and yes, yes i am a synchronized swimmer.

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Swim team

Usually described as a "cult" group. Unusually close clique that are always together. Spend several hours a day in the pool and then get ready to go out at night - together. Other close groups of friends do not compare to the swim team.

Students who participate in the swim team are in a cult.

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swim with the fish

When a person is snuffed and given cement shoes then thrown in a body of water ie: an ocean, a lake or river.

Girlfriend: If I ever find out you cheat on me you'll swim with the fish.

Boyfriend: I love you too much to endanger you with some bitches std's.

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Adult Swim

Cartoon Network's late night adult channel where adult anime and adult cartoons are featured for adults.

My favorite shows on there are Shin Chan, Fooly Cooly, Super Milk Chan, InuYahsa, Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist and Yu Yu Hakusho (before it became beautiful Toonami material).

A long time ago, Monday through Thursday nights would have both adult anime and adult cartoons on Adult Swim. It was pretty much the same when they got Friday nights. Saturday nights after Toonami was anime's time to shine while adult cartoons show on Sunday nights.

But now on Monday throught Friday nights with Adult Swim, anime doesn't show with cartoons anymore. Anime on Adult Swim still shows on Saturday but we could use more anime on there because adult cartoons have weekday and Sunday nights and that's not really fair.
(Probably another New Cartoon Network plot against anime)

Still, Adult Swim is looking better than the new Cartoon Network.

If anyone believes this is a good Adult Swim definition and that we shuld have more anime on it, rate up. :)

Adult Swim is best known for adult animation.

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