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Georgia Tech

A school full of high school Valedictorian's and creepy nerds. Every student was either an overachiever or a slacking genius in high school - now they're desparately trying to make C's in Physics 2. The only "normal" ones are the Management majors - they get to sleep and go out drinking during the week while those with real majors have to study their asses off day and night.

The ratio is infamous. Men complain that the women are bitches, women complain that the men haven't hit puberty yet. There are three times as many guys as girls, yet there only seem to be about five dateable men on campus - the rest are busy playing World of Warcraft.

However, all the students at Tech can console themselves with the knowledge that if they do manage to survive and get their degree (even if it takes six years), it can never get worse. Also, they'll be making a lot of money as the bosses of UGA students.

At 3AM, my high school friends at UGA are out having a good time or sleeping. At 3AM, I am part way into studying for another test that I'm probably going to fail anyway. Screw you, Georgia Tech.

I need some liquor.

by I Have Standards, Not TBS - You Moron March 9, 2007

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Tech N9ne

Possibly the coolest rap d00d around.

I'm a playa I'm a playa, oh oh I'm a playa! I'm a playa I'm a playa, oh oh I'm a playa I'm a playa! I'm a playa I'm a playa OH OH I'M A PLAYA!!

by Miguel "Bai-ye-ho" May 1, 2003

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Tech Graz

A mythical creature which can be summoned to fix any malfunctioning computer. In return for its magical powers, a Tech Graz will expect payment of cheese and stale bread on which to gobble.

Legend has it if you stare into the mirror at 3am and rub the one plus 5T on your balls 3 times, the mysterious being shall appear.

mate, ur computers spunked. if only we had a Tech Graz to fix it.

teacher: does anyone know how to turn up the volume?

*everyone turns around to look at the Tech Graz*

by spunkaccino123 December 2, 2019


Baby-teching

Attempting to carry out complex technical (generally computer-related) task whilst holding a baby.

Walter: Randy, have you integrated your custom log file rotation scheme into OS X yet?
Randy: Yes Walter, configuring OS X's internal periodic tasks is so easy I could baby-tech it.
Walter: Baby-teching, at your age? Way to go!

by Mikaoj September 27, 2011


Tech Pride

The one thing that separates Sydney Technical High School from every other school. The comradery between the students builds the foundations of Tech High. It is the essence of Sydney Tech.

Saty: "Do you have Tech Pride?"
Sam: "Of course, im a Techie"

by techpride May 14, 2012

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co-tech

A fellow technician. This coworker works with you in the same field doing the same job. Often found in areas such as computers, electronics, manufacturing, service and repair.

I'll need to ask a co-tech to finish this job since I need to leave early.

A couple of my co-techs called in sick today. My workload for today just doubled.

by yes juanito yes June 14, 2015

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ellis tech

A holder for juul pods

Can I have a ride to ellis tech so I can go to the bathroom three times every 45 minutes

by JuulPodMcFortnite May 11, 2018

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