tender resender

Someone who creates a personal email, sends it to a friend, and then resends the same note to another friend - without indicating it's "used."

Usually the tender resender's motives are innocent - but this behaviour is perceived as tacky.

Jen loved Bill's email, but felt weird when she found out Gabby received the same note. She didn't know Bill was a "tender resender."

meat tenderizer

Slang term describing a police officer's baton. The term is best appreciated when the baton is furiously applied on the head of some stupid bastard who desperately deserves it.

We loved it when the dude who ran over the little kid resisted arrest, because it gave the police a good opportunity to use the meat tenderizer.

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Tender Foot

Feminine Fellow slang used by Cowboys

That person there wearing those super tight skinny jeans look s like a tender foot

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Tenderizing the Weasel

The act of masturbation, beating and/or jerking off.

Dude, I totally just walked in on Mark while he was tenderizing the weasel!

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pegis-tenderitis

Condition in which a person (usually a pirate) suffers severe tenderness in left, right, or both peg legs. Some common terms for this affliction are "stub-ache" and "nub-rash".

Bilbo Stubbins and his companion Chicken Nubbins hobbled along in excruciating agony due to their pegis-tenderitis. "I told you twice boy to buy a gosh darned Terry Fox leg and now see what you gone and done" yelled Big Momma Haggis as they continued on their not so merry way.

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Tender Nigga

Is used to decribe a soft, or "bitch-made" type of nigga. Sometimes confused with as a "homosexual" and tends to have more than one female quality

That nigga gay!"..."naw he's just grew up a Tender Nigga(house full of gurls)"..."oh, well he need to keep that homo shyt at home

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Tender Ponies

A group of younger girls, always willing to hang out with older guys. Usually the fine group of girls for that class. This is typical in High School girls or freshman in college.

Older guy:You got plenty of Tender Ponies here tonight!
Younger Girl: Kyle am I a tender pony?
Older guy: Stop listening to my conversations and go play!

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