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The act of attaching a car battery to one's testicles, in order to achieve extreme stimulation.
Dude James died yesterday!
What? Why!
Apparently he wanted to really get off, so he tried out a Testicular Battery.
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Getting ones things together in order to acomplish a daunting task or demand.
Harry needs to be putting on batteries if he plans on having that report done by the deadline.
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It’s what turned the friggin’ frogs gay.
“Have you heard?”
“What?”
“THEY TURNED THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!”
“What..? How-?”
“They used...BATTERY ACID.”
“Ummm...okay..?”
“THEY TURNED THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!”
“YES. I UNDERSTAND NOW.”
“When I say frogs, you say gay!”
“FROGS!”
“GAY!”
“FROGS!”
“GAY!”
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when you do something sexual then throw batteries at them after
INGRID, DON'T EVER SEXUAL BATTERY ME AGAIN. IT DOES NOT 'CHARGE ME UP' LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD.
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Coca-Cola in any form, usually in can. Many Mexican households have at a minimum 72 cans at all times. The bottled non-hfcs version is prided as it actually comes FROM Mexico many times.
When in the morning, if being from any sort of latino heritage, you think a coca-cola would be an excellent addition to breakfast. This form of recharging the 'human battery' is thus, a Mexican Battery.
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The stuff inside storage batteries
If vegetables could talk, i would cut them up and throw them into battery acid.
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The act of performing coitus aka sexual intercourse on an air mattress that was filled up using a device that requires D batteries. This is usually executed while staying at the residence of a friend and you do not have a bed to bring the girl back to, so you do it on the air mattress provided to you for your stay.
Yo dude, I totally D batteried this slut last night.
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