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a sexual action where you take a red plunger or something resembling shape and size and aggresivly ram it up his or her ass while she screams "mamma mia!"
me and my gf did the mario last night
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Mario is an Italian man who secretly resembles Benito Mussolini created by Sega to battle the ongoing threat of child sized condoms, his GF Peach is a woman with a big fucking ass and is sexy, his brother ,Adolf Hitler, is a green mustache man who is actually a child rapist and resents Mario for his Adult based sexual life
Mario: Itsa me Negro Killer
Adolf Hitler:fuck you I raped your son
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Pronounced mare-eeeeee-ooooo!!!! He’s very interesting. He’s nicer then most guys and has nice hair he is clueless sometime and doubtful but is very pretty pretty princess basically he’s cute not hot but cute and will glow up no doubt
Mario: you look great
You: thanks you too
Mario: *leaves on read without knowing*
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An Italian plumber who gets high off of mushrooms and kicks fire breathing turtle ass.
Mario: (pulls axe)
Bowser: "FUCK NOT AGAIN!"
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Mario is cute. you can't get him out of your mind.
dangggggg Mario is looking fine today.
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Mario
An Incredibly Thoughtful Person, He Is A Very Generous And Loving Person He Is Very Handsome And The Girl He Picks Is Very Lucky To Have Him
I Love mario with All Of My Heart
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the act of gargling diarrhoea.
video game character Mario loves to mario
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