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When someone brings a case of beer over to your house for a party, drinks one, and leaves the rest in your fridge.
"damn, Brian left 4 bottles of Bud light in the fridge"
"MF is always pulling a Midwest Santa"
A word that describes the highly questionable things that men do towards each other publicly (not private, if you’re doing it in private it’s not zesty that’s just homosexuality,(which is also ok too)honestly) commonly seen amongst males 17-29 located in suburban midwestern communities.
“Yo so Jacob tried to hit me with some Midwest zest last night”
“Really what’d he do this time?”
“Bro tried to French kiss me”
Other examples:
-“Good Game” Ass slaps
-Dry humping each other
-Staring into each others eyes with an immense amount of passion just before you climax… by ending the game of 2k with a buzzer beater 3.
Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle
My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.
Often have a mix of old buildings, old buildings with newer interior, and newer buildings with older interior selling adult (vulgar not sus) products, local foods, rip off toys, and playing 80s pop music
Mackinac is a Midwest tourist town
CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"
reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?
CNN: ... Yes...
1. The process by which people from other regions of the United States or elsewhere immigrate to the Midwest, aquire a taste for the culture, and slowly ope their way out of their past heathen ways.
2. The domestication of people not from the Midwest into actual people once residence in the Midwest begins to take hold.
(Adjectival form: midwesticated)
"Our new neighbors seem to be greatly enjoying their midwestication"
"That guy that moved in down the street last August looks to be fully midwesticated now."
The term Midwest Breakfast was adopted from a popular Midwestern service station chain, Casey's. To qualify as a Midwest Breakfast, a male and female fornicate the evening prior. In the morning, the girl performers fellatio on the man - consuming the leftover remnants that remain on the man's penis from the night before; presumably for breakfast.
"Debra and I did anal last night. She got hungry this morning and went ATM for some Midwest Breakfast!"
"Don't shower babe, I'm ready for some Midwest Breakfast!"