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An insect who comes out once every 17 years to get some poon-tang. Loud and ugly. Dies shortly after gettin' some.
That horny cicada tried to hump me.
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The insect that can produce the worst sound ever. They are however, notorious for being poor flyers.
There are some varietys of the cicada that produce calls only cats and dogs can hear, which is evidenced by the people being unaffected by some of them while a dog howls in pain from hearing it.
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a delicious delicacy often violently wasted and killed by rude people, when they could feed the hungry.
very good in brownies ;-)
"do you want a brownie?" "yea sure... mmm this is good! whats in it?" "cicadas..."
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Cicada is a multi-powder, ground from the finest Milo beans from the forests of Bangalore. It is available in all good Supermarkets, Service Stations and Coffee making facilities.
Cicada now comes with 50% more taste, half the calories and twice the fun! Thats right, 2 times more fun. Our dedicated scientific team has poured their time and effort to bringing you the most delicious Milo Beans in their most natural state, via 15 separate processing steps. You needn't worry about that though, just sit back and let the party in your mouth begin with Cicada.
Cicada, due to it's immense popularity has become a cheap addiction of many members of society, with the Cicada Research Development Team (CRDT)TM attempting to increase it's addictive properties but up to 66% in the near future.
Deemed by some as a 'miracle drug', Cicada can:
- increases shoe size for men, and decreases it for women
- attack cellulite
- assists you with getting an erection (males mainly), whilst being a cheaper alternative to viagra
- improves dexterity for quicker sms replies
- reduce Telstra txts to half a cent
- can assist with poker skills, fraud and using clown suits
- reduces heartburn whilst increasing ur attractiveness by 46%
- pumps enough blood to both your head and your penis (males mainly)
- increases ur pickup lines success rate by 134%
- gets red wine out of white shirts, or lipstick
- answers the door to annoying Jehovah’s witnesses for you!
- be used as an alternative for petrol
With the assistance of fair trade policies, globalisation and panda bears, Cicada is looking to expand it's operations worldwide within the next 8 to 12 days
"I tried Cicada and it changed my life forever" - God
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A locust-type insect quite common in the southern United States. Some species do hibernate for seventeen years, but not all. They produce a very loud screeching sound somewhat similar to the sound of crickets but much more irritating. They typically are around all summer. They are terribly clumsy fliers; I've had several fly into my head.
The sound of the cicadas outside my window blocks out the sound of my TV.
Walking outside, the cicadas were deafening.
Cicada carcasses litter the Southern sidewalks come autumn.
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i have these crickets ( Cicada ) that go eeeee its a real problem im gonna go outside with my bare hands and squeeze them or, ill go get my Machita (machete) and go cut em up split em in half
Big, bad bugs with expressive mandibles and big, lively compound eyes. They look and sound like they come from outer space to annihilate anything in their way.
You wouldn't want to imagine getting bit by a swarm of cicadas the way they look and sound. There would be a lot of people wary of an insectoid space invasion if more people were getting bit on the arm by those things, people must be lucky, as some would call it.