Monster

A delicious energy drink that makes you feel good but harms you body :0

Joey:Can I have some of that.?

Chirss:My monster energy drink?

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MONSTER

the reference of taking a big wad of crap

chad:oh shit!!
george:wats wrong!!
chad:im about to drop the load
george:GO!!!
chad walks into the bathroom............
SPLASH!!!!
chad:dude that monster just came right out my ass!

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monstered

To drink to too much, to be drunk.

Last night i got absolutely monstered

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Monster

An energy drink of superb taste.
The best energy drink ever;
A drink worthy enough to be addicted to. It's like God made this energy drink himself.

John: Holy shit dude, I'm addicted to Monster.
Shianne: JOHHHHHNNN!!! I can have a Monster for $1?
Wolfgang: Dude John, you and Shianne are addicted.
John: It's like God made this beverage himself!

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Monster

its a drink losers

dude 1: i want a monster
dude 2:then get one you loser lmao fuck you you literally stole my kids

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monster

a mutated version of a creature.

OMG! look at that monster :O

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The Monster

When one has too much to drink in an evening, and then finds oneself in the bathroom needing to both defecate and vomit at the same time.

I had 33 Nattie-Bo's last night, and I'm still cleaning up from The Monster.

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