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A basic log that comes out of your ass feeling like you've given birth to a friggin' porcupine. Painful.
"My diet of junk food is making me shit out spiked logs"
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To pour Mountain Dew or another caffeinated drink into a punchbowl in order to make them hyper. Usually used jokingly.
"It's going to be a CRAZY party. I mean, I'm totally going to Mormon spike the punch."
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Female golfers or the LGPA tour
Those dykes on spikes played better than the men on the mid and short game.
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Also just "a Spike." Someone who is like Spike Spiegel from the anime series Cowboy BeBop. A cool dude in his own way. Sort of cheesy and doesn't follow trends. Smooth talker. Similar to an "Austin" in many aspects. Usually smokes, is tall, thin, and has an unusual haircut. Good dresser. Drives a cool car.
"hey, sweet party. Who's that guy just smoking and leaning on the wall over there?"
"I dunno, but he seems like a total Spike Spiegel."
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A man who’s been a virgin for all of his life because he takes all his std jokes too far. Nothing but a little town whore, bait for all the twinks (Ian). Usually a man of many stories filled with hepatitis A, B and C.
“Awh, man! Don’t pull a Dirty Spike on her”
“She can’t contract what she already has!”
Please, seek help at your local sexual health clinic.
A spike trap is a trap that can do extensive damage when triggered. They are often found in video games and in some adventuring movies.
To be "spike trapped" is to be caught in a situation that is both painful and painfully avoidable. Players of Dungeons and Dragons frequently must "check for traps" to avoid falling into a variety of traps, including spike traps.
The character Kevin McCallister in Home Alone is someone with extensive knowledge of triggered traps, including spike traps.
In adventuring games, spike traps can make dungeon delving difficult. In multiplayer games, such as PUBG, spike traps can be set to inflict harm on your enemy while protecting a particular area.
Spike traps should not be confused with other traps that are more annoying than they are harmful. For instance, in Animal Crossing New Horizons, you can use a Pitfall Seed to lay a trap that is similar in concept to a spike trap, though it is more of an inconvenience than a damage dealing trap.
"Dude, watch out for that spike trap!"
"I can't believe I didn't see that coming. It was such a spike trap. Ouch!"
Another name for Linkin Park's Mike Shinoda
Did you hear Spike Shinizzle's new album?