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The fucking hippies love their avocado toast.
John loves his avocado toast that's why his wife miscarried.
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When you dip your balls into her diarrhea filled butthole
I did avocado anus last night with beck, it was perfect.
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The late time of night during which the word avocado is funny enough to elicit laughter
A: Wow, it's late. What time is it?
B: 4:30.
A: Is it avocado o'clock yet?
B: Avocado! HahaHAhaHAHah
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An avocado slut is a female or male who has a lot of anal sex. The missing spot after the pit is taken out looks like a butthole, this is the purpose for calling someone an avocado slut.
"I hit that from behind last night"
"Bro she's such an avocado slut!!"
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Having felatio performed by two girls simultaneously. As in the two halves of the avocado surrounding the seed.
Janet and Marie gave me one hell of an avocado sandwich in the van!
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Reverse Avocado is a type of sexual position where a pregnant woman lies face down and the penis enters from behind. The unborn baby usually grasps onto the penis for support during intercourse.
Put simply, it's not for the faint of heart - but then again, what is? With its unique and intimate appeal, Reverse Avocado offers something truly special.
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punching a woman in the vagina untill it turns green.
She loved it last night when I busted out the Devil's Avocado
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