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The sad state of affairs of being without sex, and being unlikely to have it any time soon. Period of sexual drought/celibacy, whether "by choice" or enforced.
"If this hosepipe ban goes on for much longer, I may have to start going to Jumpin' Jaks'"
"She looks miserable, must be on a hosepipe ban again"
"Oh my god, he's gorgeous! He could lift my hosepipe ban anytime".
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A high end sunglasses brand that dates back to 1937. Originally created by Bausch and Lomb, the company was sold to Luxottica, an italian eyewear company. They popularized the aviator and wayfarer style sunglasses. The styles have come and gone alot over the years and wayfarers particularly are making a comeback. Lots of famous people have been caught wearing ray-bans:
Ray-bans in pop culture:
audrey hepburn
tom cruise- risky business, top gun
blues brothers
will smith-men in black
bob dylan
andy warhol
kevin bacon
Douglas MacArthur, full time bad ass...
John Lennon, Travis Bickle, Slash, M. Shadows, Sam Totman, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Madonna, Hunter S. Thompson, Dave Gahan, Megan Fox, Irwin Sparkes, Lemmy Kilmister, Johnny Knoxville, Pat Lobene, Freddie Mercury, Roger Waters, Steven Tyler, Axl Rose, Kanye West, Jim Morrison, Mas Oyama, Shahrukh Khan, Jimmy Page, John Bonham, Ely Buendia, Jeff Lynne and GG Allin.
presidents?
John F. Kennedy
Barrack Obama (yes, he has a pair)
"My Ray bans say 'Hand made in italy' however I doubt it."
"you rich bastard, you have ray-bans on"
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Absolutely amazing brand of sunglasses/glasses, most widely known for their aviators and wafers, but cost a hella alot of money. Like, $140. If you see someone wearing Ray-Bans, they clearly are well off since they can afford to pay that much for sunglasses. Yes, they are just delightful and everyone wants a pair, but you have to have some serious $$ for Ray-Bans.
Very straight forward way of showing off how rich you are.
That girl must be really rich... she has 4 pairs of Ray-Bans
Whenever I go to The Hamptons, everyone is walking around with Ray-Bans, even when it's cloudy out
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If you receive or give a Kev Ban, you or that person is not allowed to use a vape. A person is kev banned for violating the unspoken rules of keving for example: taking too many tokes, making the drip tip wet, being an intolerable person or refusing to give the vape back. If you use a vape other than your own during a kev ban you can be rightfully shanked on site!
For example:
"You've been kev banned!"
Another example:
*constantly asking to use your vape
"You have been kev banned"
When you accidentally press space when you try to type “urban”
Person 1 “whoops I typed ur ban instead of urban”
Person 2 “wow ur an idiot”
Anything ridiculous that is banned, censored, prohibited or forbidden, that isn't remotely offensive or illegal in the modern world.
Dude: Bro, stop holding out on those Flaming Hot Cheetos.
Bro: This is my last bag man..Banned in China !!!
Dude: Sucks...brought the heat.
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Like fan art, except that it will get you banned from the forums where you post it.
Aww, man. I got kicked from the forums because he didn't enjoy my ban art.
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