dick rydin
dick slidin
no hidin
cadillac PIMPEEN!
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An owner of multiple cadillacs , that are neither leased , stolen , nor rented.
Wow ! Did Junior use his stimmy check on a new car ? No , you idiot , He has financial foresight, he is truly a Cadillac King!
Smooge seeping through between the teeth while you smile with braces.
He came up from the sheets with a Cadillac smile
Driven by overweight Mary kay saleswomen, the SRX is perfect SUV from Cadillac made to carry all your unsold hair products and pyramid schemes.
“I wonder how many unsold hair products are in that Cadillac SRX!”
Cadillac shrimpin is when you’re driving around town picking up and selling a variety of drugs
Why you so tired playa?
: I been Cadillac shrimpin all day.
Oh for sure, bird up 💪
Any lifted, or over-sized tire American made pickup in the State of Texas
I own a Texas Cadillac. A Ford F350 Superduty with a 7.3L engine and 6" lift
When you're too cheap to fly somewhere for a girl and end up having to borrow the old man's Caddy to get there and then you STILL get rejected.
Jake was too damn cheap to fly down to Miami so the idiot DROVE there to make love to Samantha and found out she REALLY ONLY liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from Cadillac Balls that week.