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Nations League

Just a glorified international friendly tournament. Most likely founded by the Welsh to tire out and injure the English squad before the World Cup as they stand no chance on the 29th of November

The Nations league is a pile of crap” .(Anonymous, 2022)
“But it’s not only playing games, it’s the training, it’s the travelling, it’s everything. Sometimes you go away and travel, but you do not play. It's even exhausting.” (KDB, 2022)
“The tournament feels a little bit more important than it actually is.” (KDB, 2022)

by Anonymous lad from England June 14, 2022

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Rugby League

A game that is enjoyed by men who love men. There are many opportunities to shove your head into your teammates anus, many players just like to sniff each others privates. 'Reach arounds' are also permitted in the rules and actively encouraged at the formation of each scrum. This game is no fun for spectators and very few actually attend games.

Players are encouraged to fall over every couple of meters and make a rutting action, other players are then encouraged to hug them, this goes on and on ad infenitum until a player falls over beyond a white line. This is an excuse for more hugging then all of the fellows retire to the dressing sheds to share a beer and a single bar of soap.

John Hopoate ,expert rugby league exponent
Ian Roberts, typical rugby league exponent

by Tonk66 July 31, 2011

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premier league

Used to describe something as being of the highest quality.

"Oh that is Premier League. Ten on ten."

by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005

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Hop on league

A phrase that trannies use to communicate between each other.

Trannies can also use this phrase to request hardcore anal penetration.

Fag1: Want to hop on league?
Fag2: Sure! Got the lube?

by TranHunter June 23, 2021

17👍 10👎


Burger league

A place where Pessidog ran away because his daddies ESPN and Bleacher Report reside here. He was spotted just yesterday farming against some KKK members in Dallas

"Where is pessidog, I've not seen him in Paris"
"Oh guess what, he went to scare and farm against the KKK members in the burger league"
"Oh, make sure to tell FIFA to give him his humble d'or and burger d'or or he'll wipe out Curaçao and retire"

by honest pessidog fan August 8, 2023

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League of Morons

The supposedly brilliant people who run our government who fuck everything up beyond belief.

Our current economic, political and military mess is an example of work of The League of Morons.

From Burn After Reading:

CIA Boss about complicated case involving murders, affairs,etc.:

"Report back to me when ... I don't know ... when it makes sense."

by PrincetonTiger October 26, 2008

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Big Leaguing

Typically done when a person uses slightly relevant knowledge to demonstrate their superiority over someone. Usually intended to belittle a person and make them feel insignificant or "show them up"

When Tina Weaver shows up and attempts to wax corporate-speak in a vein attempt to sound like she understands business, that is big leaguing. In this case she has little to no business knowledge but to the unsuspecting greeter, she appears competent and thus successfully big leagues

by Lance Rice December 13, 2008

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