A thing that makes fathers get kidnapped by aliens and when the dad comes back he gets milk again and then he is stuck in a endless loop
Dad: "I will get milk for my family."
Alien: not on my watch
Person 1: what's that in your fridge?
Person 2: that's water, but different.
Person 1: oh Milk.
The thing your dad never brought back
my dad went to go get the milk
The thing your dad left to get...
and never cam back
friend 1: yo do you got milk
friend 2: lemme ask my dad to get some
friend 1: NO DONT!
huh, its taking dad along time to get the milk. i hope hes ok
My dad went to go get some milk, its been 19 years. i miss him