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an emo roomate whom does not bond with other household members while present. His/her dungeon of a room is their favorite place, perhaps because of the warm cuddly feeling.
My roomate is a Texas Nun.
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To seek for that magical nun who you just wanna bang so hard it gives you a mean climax just thinking about it. A real nun is the ultimate bag, but someone dressed as a nun is a good second placer.
I busted that nun good and proper in the name of God
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A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.
"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag
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When a man is having sex with a woman, and upon reaching the point when he is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and prepares to facialize her, and instead aims solely in her hair so that it resembles a nun habit (a nun's hat) and then proceeds to bite her on the nose.
Megan: " Did you get any last night?"
Chelsea: "I got somethin..."
Megan: "What ha-happened?"
Chelsea: "Well it was going fine until Luke decided to come in my hair and bite me on the nose."
Megan: "you mean he gave you the nun bite? Man he outta his mind."
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big, heavy, low black shoes designed to be "sensible" and extremely unflattering!! (not exactly "my RED fuck me pumps"!)
when i saw the woman i was hitting on was wearing nun shoes, i INSTANTLY went limp!!
she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!
she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!
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Nun Mackay is a nippy English teacher who is also an ex-nun. She is very boring and religious. The good things about her is that if you talk in her class, she will tell you to SHHHHH but wont give you in any real trouble. Also she lets you sit where you want. The bad things is that whenever we have to read any novels or plays, she will always make the left side of the class start first meaning the people on the right hardly ever have to read hehe. She also wears the same things every. single. day. (a cardigan, nude tights, old lady heels and a dress)
classmate 1 : dude, whos ur English teacher?
classmate 2 : ive got Nun Mackay.
classmate 1 : hold on, i thought you had her last year?
classmate 2 : yep, ive had her 3 years in a row.
classmate 1 : oh dude thats so unlucky, i feel bad for you
classmate 2 : its ok sometimes though, i never have to read in class!
classmate 1 : omg thats so cool!
classmate 2 : yeah i know😎
*bell rings*
classmate 1 : well ive got English next with Mr Scade!
classmate 2 : lmao have fun
classmate 1 : fun? how can i have fun in a class with a teacher who NEVER smiles?
classmate 2 : ill swap with u
classmate 1 : lol no thanks! im not having that scary Nun lady every day!!
A very emotional type of person,cute,smart and intelligent don't really socialize with people.They mostly have brown eyes darkish brown hair and a very attractive smile and have an hidden agenda
That boy is a maq"nun