Berty rag

Dirty Slag - cockney rhyming slang

I fancy a bit of Berty Rag, on my face, in my pants, hell make me dance, Biatch.(A little rhyming for you, how sweet)

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Necrophilia

Inter-course with a dead corpse, enjoyed by many, remember the body stays warm for up to 3 hours after death occurs, so that still almost counts as being alive, and its especially fun when rigamortis kicks in its like being strapped into the buggy on a mouse trap ride at blackpool. And if your partner dies during sex and you've almost came its ok to finsh off.

I love necrophilia, but i cant stand the awkward silences.

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Fuck Me Freddy

Fucking Hell, that's not cool

Fuck me freddy, that worm thing shouldn't have just come out of his bleeding ass.

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floppy finger

When you can't get an erection

Eeeey, Sorry bitch i've got a floppy finger, no filling for you tonight.

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stack on

Big fat erection

Damn bitch, jump on i've got a stack on, Ride it.

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Bust a cherry

1. To actually bust or break a cherry
2.To bust or break something that looked like a cherry
3.To break the vital features of someones face, to stimulate male ego.

I bust a cherry in his face, he aint gonna bother us again

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Got Milk?

1.Asking someone if they have milk from any kind of animal, traditionally cow or rat milk.
2.Asking for drugs known as 'Milk'.
3.Your friend is called Milk and your negotiating his release from a foreign terrorist.

1.I hear you Got Milk?, can i have some?
2.Got Milk? so i can get stoned and anally abuse things whilst giggling like a cheap whore.
3.Both of the above

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