Fuck Me Freddy

Fucking Hell, that's not cool

Fuck me freddy, that worm thing shouldn't have just come out of his bleeding ass.

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floppy finger

When you can't get an erection

Eeeey, Sorry bitch i've got a floppy finger, no filling for you tonight.

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Touched by Jesus

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

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Waffles Revenge

1.Potatoe waffles take revenge on the world and become the dominant species
2.A nasty waffle from the previous day wreaks havoc in your bowels causing the chronic 'wild shites'
3.Someone called waffles takes revenge

1. the waffles revenge is finally upon us
2.Damn that waffles revenge is fucking. up my anus, you can smell the cherries(shit).
3.Waffles got his revenge on Peado Percy.

9👍 7👎

Bust a cherry

1. To actually bust or break a cherry
2.To bust or break something that looked like a cherry
3.To break the vital features of someones face, to stimulate male ego.

I bust a cherry in his face, he aint gonna bother us again

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Got Milk?

1.Asking someone if they have milk from any kind of animal, traditionally cow or rat milk.
2.Asking for drugs known as 'Milk'.
3.Your friend is called Milk and your negotiating his release from a foreign terrorist.

1.I hear you Got Milk?, can i have some?
2.Got Milk? so i can get stoned and anally abuse things whilst giggling like a cheap whore.
3.Both of the above

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nun busting

To seek for that magical nun who you just wanna bang so hard it gives you a mean climax just thinking about it. A real nun is the ultimate bag, but someone dressed as a nun is a good second placer.

I busted that nun good and proper in the name of God

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