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for show, look colorful and/or wonderful but in reality is impractical or useless
Look at those human peacock with colorful hats at the Royal wedding...
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No, not a bird for you flaky bird lovers...this is for any of you with friends who love to pass out at parties...and they're impossible to wake up...have fun with this one.
The "Asian Peacock" began showing its plumage in the late 90's at parties across Western Canada. What would happen, is that the first person to pass out at the party would be stood up and bent over the bed and had their pants and underwear pulled down around his (or her) ankles.
From there, any of the people in attendance who "happened" to have a Asian fan(ooooh, the ladies were sweating and began to fan themselves - that kind of fan - popular in Eastern Asian fashion)...would insert the end of the fan INTO the ass of the passed-out person. Open the fan, and you have yourselves an "Asian Peacock" - named after the fashion popular in Eastern Asia.
Pictures of the famed peacocks can be found anywhere on the web...sales of fans are skyrocketing across North America once again...in as many designs that can possibly be made...industry booms overnight.
10 minutes after Jonny passed out, there was a sighting of the rare Asian Peacock.
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Popluar game fish native to south america, introduced to miami's canal and lake drainage symstems in 1984. Sheer power, drag stripping runs, professional acrobatics.
That fish almost felt like a peacock bass!!
What a nice pea bro!
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A girl who has a peacock like print / colouring on a majority of clothing.
Nate: Check it out, Alex is being such a peacock girl again.
Autumn: I know!
Nate: *thinks* wow... she's cute...
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weirdest person you will ever meet he is one of a kind literally the only one, good at everything he does,
great with his hands, and is constantly watched.
gr8 listner and gives good feedback, lots of patience and stamina.
i wish my boyfriend was Truman peacock he is so awesome
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A combination of facts that do not actually have a high correlation of meaning or significance. Nonsense. Crap.
The mechanism for stimulating chemoreceptors by low oxygen is not well understood. There are glomus cells that connect to nerve endings directly. The cells may be sensing oxygen concentrations. Then again they may not. That is a gay peacock.
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Adj.-something done purely to get chicks
(like the fact that Peacock's have long beautiful tails purely to get laid).
Confused Freshman (staring at hug course bulletin): What class should I take?
Experienced Senior: Yo man, you should take French-It's such a Peacock's Tail. You'll be boning hot girls in no time.
Confused Freshman: You are wearing such a tight pants-you have a huge moose knuckle.
Experienced Senior: No worries. It is a Peacock's tail.
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