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Like the plagues of history, a dildonic plague starts with a single infected person that spreads their infection to others. The symptoms consist chiefly of being driven to such distraction and stupidity in the face of easily avoidable catastophe that others who are not infected become convinced that having a violently raging dildo lodged in some hidden orifice is the only reasonable explanation, and that this "disease" is active and spreading amongst others.
This morning, our website was down because someone forgot to renew the certificate! Then the shipping department shipped my packages to the wrong address. Not an hour later, some guy clogged the toilet and flooded the bathroom by trying to flush it repeatedly. Finally, it ravaged operations, who accidentally canceled our Internet service! Someone should have taken the 10-inch vibrating mamba out of their ass before they came to work! We've got a freakin' dildonic plague on our hands!
Intestinal disorder characterized by tremendous bowel movements not unlike diarrhea, but with an accompanying odor that makes even the afflicted person gag with disgust.
After the doctor heard Andrew's symptoms, he immediately diagnosed him with poobonic plague.
An individual whose presence is not desired however seems to ‘pop up’ like an unwanted weed on the lawn too frequently.
A person who comes to your house uninvited and is unwanted there but seems to think they can show up at all times of day, many times a day, like they are your best friend. You could call them a plague daisy.
A doctor who has worked on the Black Plague
The Plague Doctor works on the Black Plague
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An unfortunate sickness of the stomach that requires one to be almost permanently stationed on the toilet. The increase in the number of bowl movements is typically accompanied by a stool consistency similar to muddy water.
i.e. Hershey Squirts
I'm sorry bro, I can't make it out tonight. I've got a bad case of the brown plague. I've been on the toilet all day.
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Like the plagues from the Bible, you are sure God is trying to tell you something when you can't escape things like roaches, bedbugs, crackheads, and alcoholics. Poor people have shit in their face every day.
Living in that tore back building with all those roaches, I was sure I was a victim of the Ghetto Plague.
There's a crackhead on every corner trying to sell their ass in my neighborhood. We have the Ghetto Plague.
I have a persecution complex. It's the Ghetto Plague.
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Contrary to common misconception this infact means very good or amazing. One is often amazed at the amazingness of something when using this phrase.
Guy 1: "I just won a million pounds.."
Guy 2: "zOMG, DAT IS TEH PLAGUE!111! WANNA BE BFFL M8!!?"
Guy 1: "FU bish"
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