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Steven's definition: A platypus that is on fire with a hint of tajin
Oh no my spicy platypus
If somesaid to search this then they like you but are too shy to say to your face
"Omg,mark told me to search perry the platypus day part 2 ooh he soo likes me Jessica"
"Ooh lucky say yes say yes!"
When thou pussy is being tossed, the fupa tastes like raw chicken.
Wow John, I can't believe you got all of my salty platypus in your mouth.
A fat Fuck that rolls in sand all day and doesn’t pay taxes lil bitch
Mark: you are like a platypus’s
Jim: oy mate don’t say that u lil sand mug
When you sneeze into a females vagina which afterwards make her burb
“Dude! Nice job! You just sneaky platypussed her!
A monotreme found that's found in eastern Australia and Tasmania. When the skin of a young platypus was sent to Britain for examination in 1798, scientists thought it was a fake. The zoologist George Shaw (1751-1813), who worked at the British museum, even checked it for stitches, believing that it had been sewn together from parts of other animals (you can still see the scissor marks that he made on the pelt today). However, these creatures have been proven to be real. With a beaver-like tail, duckbill, flippers, and spiky fur, these must surely win the award for being one of Australia's strangest creatures.
The platypus is one of the world's few poisonous mammals. When trouble strikes, it squirts venom out through a hollow spur on its ankle (only males carry poison and they're more likely to use it on other males during the breeding season than on people).