Rural Dictionary

Port Manning

Named after a bridge in Vancouver BC.

the act of bridge jumping after an adverse or shocking event

1. Fuck man, yolo'd life savings on bitcoins and it went to 0, fucking gonna go port manning

2. Yo doggo, my wife just divorced me, took half my shit. Fuck it, gonna go port manning

3. Did you hear about what happened to Michael? Guy went port manning after finding out he was HIV positive.

by BestAutistNA February 19, 2018

Shelling the Port

Naval term for smashing a land based female

I shelled the port when we stopped over at portmouth docks - shelling the port

by The Sleeper mk2 January 13, 2012

port-a-[name]

A Port-a-Potty, or potable toilet. Insert a friend's name within the brackets for a cheap funny insult.

Hey guys, I got to take a leak. I'm gonna hit that port-a-Justin over there.

The Oktoberfest at Sierra Nevada Brewery must've had at least 80 port-a-name (pronounced "port-a-Brians")!

by eleventhtoe October 22, 2011

port angeles

An interesting town where half the people are hicks who want to cut down all the other trees and the other half are hippies who want to climb all the trees (This would be me). It is a beautiful area located in Western Washington, sandwiched between the Straits of Juan De Fuca and the Olympic Mountains. Many rivers and lakes are also close by.

Port Angeles was established as a townsite by Abraham Lincoln in 1862 by executive order which led the Board of Trade in 1890 to call it the "Second National City", Washington DC being the first. This meant if DC blew up then the nations capital would move to Port Angeles.

by Carlo March 20, 2005

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