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Something you may call if you're with a bunch of seat checking nazis. If more than half the people agree to the seat scramble, all current seat checks are void.
So the ten of us got up to shoot some hoops at halftime, and seat checks were called. As we were heading in, Jon called a seat scramble, and everybody started grabbing new seats. Because of it, I ended up losing my massaging recliner.
It is where you create a space between a stranger and yourself so nobody that you don't know will sit next to you
I had to use a seat cushion because I was the first one to go into the row at the movie theater
The middle seat in a truck, el camino, or car. Normally where the girl sits when you have 2 men and 1 woman in a front-seat formation. Occasionally, however, the awkward situation will arise where you have 3 males who must sit in the same front seat.
driver: well i guess we have to go in my truck
person 2: i call bitch seat
person 3: why would you call bitch seat you queer?
person 2: you are right, that was stupid of me
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when you go to take a crap only to sit on a toilet heated by someone else's ass
Toilet has been recently used and grosses the new user out.
"Dude I ran into the bathroom and I got hot seat"
"O man thats gross"
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The part of a grocery cart where parents put young children in diapers.
Did you see that guy putting pears in his cart? He didn't even put them in a plastic bag -- he just dumped them right there in the poop seat. I sure hope he washes them well when he gets home before he eats them.
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A clan in the MMORPG Runescape centered around large penises and woodcutting.
Requirements:
8+ inches
99 woodcutting
Imper588: Hey mic, you heard about that cool clan "Meat Seat"?
Mic T: Ye m8, but I severely lack the penis length to join :(
Imper588: Same :(
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(n.) The center position on a three cushion couch typically occupied by a neophyte pot smoker who by virtue of his location is offered two tokes off a joint or a pipe for every one of his compatriots. Since the "guru" is usually too inexperienced to refuse a hit, he gets much more stoned than his friends resulting in endless fun at the "guru's" expense.
Friend 1: You're in the guru seat, so you gotta take a hit every time the joint comes your way.
Guru: Cool. You guys are awesome.
Friend 2: No, man. You're awesome. Now take another hit, bitch. Guru seat rules apply.
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