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The sheehan shaft is a massive penis that rises from the ground when you sacrifice a animal or person and strikes lightning on a person of choice
The sheehan shaft is here
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A sex act performed on guys by girls with wet vaginas, where she rubs her groolon his hard cock while the tip stays inside her, thus putting a shine on his shaft.
Felicia is the shaft shining queen stroking Ponch's cock like that.
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When you have a hard-on and you accidentally contort your penis in a way that causes discomfort or pain.
Friend 1: Dude, I had the biggest boner yesterday after school and when I climbed over a fence to take a shortcut to my house, my dick felt like it broke in half.
Friend 2: Bro, sounds like a total shaft snapper.
When a gay man introduces himself to a straight man and pinches the end of his penis
I was at the piano bar and scooped some mans titty and he shaft shaked me lol
Like a dick pic... But lots better =0 millions
O my Gawd michael rage quit jones just sent me a shaft shot!! I bet he looks good in slow mo!!
Don't mess with Legolas. He'll bust a shaft in yo' ass.
Nick was stressed after a long day, so he used his fap shaft to blow off some steam.