Premium channels that your cable guy will illegally install by pocketing an agreed upon sum of money in return for not having to pay monthly fees to the cable company.
Hey man, you think we could get the smoker channels for free?
Someone who used to smoke cigarettes but has now quit.
She smoked a pack a day for 25 years, but she quit last May. Now she's an ex-smoker.
Someone who sucks dick on a regular basis. A dirty slapper, a person who likes to smoke bone.
Look at becky over there, flirting again. she s such a rod smoker!
According to both Antisteezy and the Tiny Meat Gang, a cart smoker isn’t a true stoner and is therefore subhuman. Everyone knows real stoners don’t hit that shit. Get the fuck off of Snapchat with your stickers
Fake stoner: Hey man can I get a cart off you real quick?
Real stoner: Shut the fuck up, cart smoker! Like actually why the fuck are you talking to me? *hits his fucking apple*
A blowjob with a mouth full of ice cubes.
I got a cold smoker from Daphne last night. She did a great job of keeping the ice and my rod in her mouth with no drooling.
Pickle smoker, someone who loves inhaling the smell of a big veiny, hairy cock so much that it becomes an addiction.
Guy 1: Hey, I never knew Lucas was a fag. See him with that tweaker pimp last night?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's a born and bred authentic pickle smoker.
when your friend is sleeping. gently rest your ass on his face. and as he/she wakes up let out a nice juicy fart
when wayne wakes up i am gonna give him a hot hairy hickory smoker
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