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When a man is about to climax and ejaculates in his partner's ear
Last night he gave her swimmer's ear.
The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation
Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!
Jumbo: “God I love Puerto Rico! Home of the Border swimmers!!”
When a man fucks a woman from behind with a condom on, climaxes and then pulls off the condom and puts it over the woman’s head like a swim cap.
Barry gave Tracy a dirty swimmer and she loved it.
A person who is capable of deepthroating or getting mouth fucked by a penis for longer periods.
Ken:"John Mcfucker can mouth fuck Clitty Assborne for like 30 mins."
Greg:"Yeah, Assborne is a very good dick swimmer. That should be put in a Guinness Book or something."