Third Testicling

For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"

Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)

a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?

b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling

the third leg

The dick between your legs

The third leg is really long

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third responder

Refers to the third man in a gang bang.

Jimmy it's your turn to throw that hoe a good fuckin. You are the third responder. Now get your ass in there and lay some pipe!

Third Banana

Being the third best. Similar to “playing second fiddle”

Al Roker is third banana

Third Girl

When renting a large apartment a person may need to share the rent with several people. They will share with a friend but may find that simply spliting the rent will not be enough so they need a third person...just anyone who will pay. The third girl.

Uh-oh, money is getting tight...we need a third girl.

But who?

How about what's-her-name we sorta know?
I guess...but get the money up front

Perma-third

When your best friend or roommate gets a significant other. A reference to being a third wheel - all the time.

My roommate just got a boyfriend, and now I'm stuck being perma-third.

third prize

A pink slip. Layoff. Fired. Termination of employment.

...We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody wanna see second prize?? Second prize is a set of steak knives. third prize is you're fired! - Blake (Alec Baldwin ), Glengarry Glen Ross