Spliting

A new form of planking created for the exceptionaly flexible people. It is done in random places and times.

They were walking by, and saw a few people spliting on the park bench.

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splite

The tendency of someone or something. The behaviors of someone or something.

He was shocked by the splites of modern humanity.
(He was shocked by the ways of modern humanity.)

Your splites are unjust.
(Your tendencies are unjust.)

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Shaft Spliting

It is when you put a knife on the end of your penis, then hit it with a hammer down into the shaft splitting it into two.

The man aggressively split his shaft in two therefore he has done shaft spliting