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some one who doesnt keep to the man bathroom labels
bob is taking a piss
chris walks in and picks the urinal next to bobs out of the five unused urinals and starts a conversation.
chris is a typical urinal stalker
Urine Hayeswall, a Urine Hayeswall can be performed by both Men and Women, making it a unisex sexually activity.
A Man or Woman will lay upside down on a wall, the Woman will urinate filling her Vagina with Urine until it flows over the Vaginal Lips and into her mouth, or someone elses mouth.
For a Man to perform a Urine Hayeswall he must lay upside down against a wall with his feet in the air. Aiming his Penis up he will Urinate, pooling the Urine in his Gooch until it flows over the side and into his mouth.
The toilets at Home were blocked and I needed to Piss real bad. My Boyfriend Jimmy came up with a great idea!
He said, "Hey Baby, wanna flip upside down so we can Urine Hayeswall?"
He then flipped me over into Hayeswall position and I began to Piss!
What an erotic night!
The Urinal Effect is based upon an individual's inability to properly maintain control of their stream at a urinal. The Effect compounds upon itself as proceeding individuals are forced further away from the urinal as the lake of urine continues to grow beneath their feet. The theoretical size of the resulting lake is infinite, until properly sanitized by a janitor.
"Dude, there was a horrible Urinal Effect in the Cici's bathroom. I had to stand 5 feet back."
1: A plumber that specializes in urinal installation
2: Someone who let's people pee on them for money
3: What Captain America calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army
I ran into John the other day, says he just got a job as a Urinal Captain . I guess he got tired of tapping the sewage line
A Urinal-Slut is usually a gay guy or a horny girl that hangs around urinals waiting for sex. See George Michael or Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton screamed, "I really wish Elizabeth Hurley would stop hoggin' the urinal!" "I'm the urinal-slut!"
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Those fresheners you find in urinals to get rid of the smell of urine but it just ends up smelling of bleach and piss and it makes you wanna puke.
"Eat a urinal mint, it freshens your breath."
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a phrase used to describe something that is not complete "bullshit" but is not fact either.
An example of this can be seen when two people are debating and one of the debaters is clearly spewing out facts that he or she is making up. In this case, the debater's remarks are not necessarily untrue, but he or she is not sure if what they are saying is actually factual; he or she is assuming what they are saying is true. The "facts" that the debater claims to be true can be referred to as verbal urine.
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