urinal labels

1. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal
2. dont start useless conversation unless you know each other

bob; 'that guy never keeps on the urinal labels, i feel a little unconfortable'
dylan; 'dude, i think you have a urinal stalker

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urinal stalker

some one who doesnt keep to the man bathroom labels

bob is taking a piss

chris walks in and picks the urinal next to bobs out of the five unused urinals and starts a conversation.

chris is a typical urinal stalker

urban dictionary

uban dictionary is an site used by people who have not much to do and post lines just to show how deep they tought about things in the hope to get much thumbs up

urban dictionary is an site used by people who have not much to do and post lines just to show how deep they tought about things in the hope to get much thumbs up

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tip fucker

someone who gives oral sex to the tip of a marijuanacigaret, result: a wet, dirty piece of fuck left from your joint.

'dude, who did this to my joint, the tip is all wet'.
'we have a tip fucker in company'.
(painfull silence)

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stoser

someone who gets his or her(his in most cases) attentention and identity from talking about or smoking marijuana in front of other people and hoping that anyone notices it and pay attention to it.
stoser is a mixup between 'stoner' and 'poser'.

screaming out loud through the classroom; 'yoo, bob(fictional character), i think i quit smoking for 3 weeks, you with me'! 'yeah chris(fictional character), i think so'.
one day later:
'yoo chris, did you know how stoned i was yesterday'.
'yeah me to'.
bob and chris are stosers

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washcloth

a male person who is such a pussy that you could use him to wash your balls with

yoo, washcloth come here, can you tight up my shoelaces please.

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