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Southern Highlands

The Southern Highlands is a popular place for tourists of all kinds, though it is a health hazard because it is one of the two plantation tracts of the Yimmoy, a toxic plant to most humans. And because this yellow liquidy substance is present, there is an enormous amount of Andolokingnols is the area, another extremely dangerous life form. Not only that, if the Andolokingnol finds any creature near the Yimmoy, it would kill it slowly and painfully, and because the Andolokingnol are so fast, you would have no chance of getting away. Now, back to the Southern Highlands- The Southern Highlands are situated on the Eastern side of Never Seen Whaling (NSW), inland of the coast. It is mountanous, and for it's posotion, quite dry. It snows regularly in the higher parts, though most of the time it is a peaceful and monotonous place. It is a 1 and a half to 2 and a half hour drive from Sydney, and the climate is usually mildly warm, overcast, frosty and dry.

Lily: 'Where ARE you taking us?'
Catherine: 'Ah, just to the Southern Highlands'
Lily: 'You're joking! We'll die surely, no doubt about it, the Yimmoy are toxic!'
Catherine: 'Well, yes, they are, but we won't be going anywhere near them of course, because if we did, we'd be gobbled up by the Andolokingnol before you could say 'Southern Highlands'!
Lily: 'That's exactly my point . . .'

by Germah Horltott April 17, 2011

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


highland newyork

a slum of a town utterly pathetic consists of about 3 familys and 3k people. just alot of incest running rampid this town should be blown up by anyway of nuclear implosion or bomb it just makes me wanna hit a baby walking into it well the only thing worse than its family members is how bad they play football they get there ass beat by there godly neighboring town marlboro every year now thats a real team unlike those noob incest ass fkers in highland goo marlboro fuck incest !

husband:hey hunny where were u born?

wife:highland newyork

husband:me 2!!

wife:hun...

husband: ya? wow this is just so amazing we both from highland! omg =o

wife:im your cousin remember we lived together on the farm...

husband:oo ya nice im porkin my cuz pown

by highland blows August 31, 2009

8πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Highlands School

The actual most shittest school in fucking England,can’t lie it used to be bless when Mr Goddard was here but then that cunt Mr Mcinerney joined and fucked everything,now they have an LGBT club and have banned phones and are apparantley making everyone wear lgbt ties,everyone who goes to this school is automatically a gay neek. No cap

Guy 1: Kmt my school is acc so dead

Guy 2: Nah g highlands school is deader than yours by a million

by AnonymousHalal24 December 14, 2019

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


highland park

highland park is a city just outside the boundaries of Dallas. Most nice houses are in Highland Park, Some nice are in University Park. These places are both considered "the bubble" but we only get the rep from our parents. The kids aren't rich.... Just their parents. The moms are plastic dolls that gossip about eachother any chance they get. The fathers are the main money makers, unless the parents are divoreced (very common). But Kids in Highland Park and University Park aren't rich... just their families. Don't hate game.... hate the player

My dad recently got a job transfer to Malibu, California which is where my family used to live before but we moved to Highland Park when I was 5. Well, we moved there again and my mom had been in "the bubble" so long, it's like she was a gossip holic!! It was so annoying! Then she decided Malibu had changed to much for her so we moved back to Highland Park. Everybody treated me differently after that..... My mom just couldn't stop gossiping. Highland Park is the least diverse place I have ever been. Their school system says "We prepare your children for the real world" but the real world is nothing like the bubble of Highland Park, so heres a message out to all Parkies..... Go out to the real world, look around, come back to Highland Park, and see the difference. Oh..... and I live in Highland Park but I am totally with almost everything the world thinks about it.

by Grace Evanko October 13, 2005

24πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Highland Park

Highland Park in Dallas Texas, is often refereed to as the bubble by those fortunate enough to be cultured and live outside of it. Truth be told, the real name is The Park Cities.

Highland Park is often wrongly judged by those who live inside the Bubble, and those who don't.

People who live in Highland Park, often refereed to as parkies, think that Highland Park is the most glorious place on earth. To them, being able to give highschoolers $60,000 SUVs, smoke weed and go to church the next day, and dye their hair blonde in their mcmansion is the absolute best way to live. They are your typical conservative christian white snobs, who have probably never even seen anyone with some colour in their skin and have absolutely no idea that countries other than America have electricity.

On the other hand, other Texans live under the impression that Highland Park life is glamourous and that all parkies are snobs. Whilst it is TRUE that a vast majority of them are snobs, people in Highland Park glamorize their Cadillac Escalade and huge houses to much. Truth be told, the Cadillac is just a GM (as is the average Texans Chevy), and their house is just an elongated of version of the typical track home.

In the end, Highland Park is just a typical rich bitch american subarb. Except this time with texans, which just makes it a whole lot more intense.

"Look at that blonde bitch in the tracksuit and killer heels!"
"Yea man...bet she is from Highland Park"

"OMG lyk i'm from Highland Park and i listen to like blackpeople music and drive my Escalade to school cuz my mommy and daddy are docotrs"

by γ‚ͺγƒŸ April 15, 2010

11πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


highland park

The hottest place in the world.
Okay all you POOOR PEOPLE hate us bc wre HOT and rich.... like you wiley people. yall are mother fuckers!!! were jsut so freakin rich and we really dont care wat u think bc we have all we want and hell yea we love our bubble so you can kiss my hot ass bc im loving life and HP and yall just cant get over it that were better then you!

Wiley Trash: Damn i hate highland park, there so much richer than us

Tyler Trash: Damnit me too those parkies... too hot and too rich goddamnit!

by HP KICKS ASS BITCH April 30, 2005

45πŸ‘ 108πŸ‘Ž


Highland Park

One of the most overjudged areas of the world, Highland Park is a small community in Dallas, Texas. Although what is usually referred to as "Highland Park" is actually called The Park Cities. The park cities are Highland Park and University Park. Highland Park is known for being more high- end, with larger homes and shopping centers. University Park, on the other hand has more upper middle- class homes which is a more popular neighborhood for young families. The Park Cities are judgementally named as a home for rich snobs and sluts, a description which is not at all accurate. Highland Park High School and the district's lower schools are known fir their successful scholastic and athletics programs. The school offers a great education but is a very competitive and often difficult learning environment because of the high (often too high) expectations of students.

Lake Highlands girl: I sure misjudged those Highland Park kids! They aren't all so bad!
Highland park boy: That's right, but I do hate all the stress we get from our school being so f ing intense......

by hpcc December 13, 2009

11πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž