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A demon that feasts on your happiness and constatly begs for attention and shits in diapers
Guy 1: Y'know why i hate Toddlers?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: They don't pay taxes.
A person with no sexual experience;
Virgin;
People have to teach them how to appreciate another's body.
They are usually slow learners
I don't want to sleep with Mark, because he is a toddler in bed.
these toddlers are really scary especially when they sense weakness in you. Trust me, they are not as innocent as they look like.
A child around the age of 2-4 y/o that will probably ask you if you have games on your phone!We also love toddler,they are little humans!Some people find them cute,others find them annoying but I personally think that they arent that bad and I love toddlers!
a little shit that likes to drink bleach
(suicidal shit stains)
"That toddler just ate a whole bunch of pillow stuffing!!"
Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with cartoon characters.
Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL SpongeBoB airbrushed t-shirt is cool.
All the iPad babies who think they’re sigma males
Person 1: I’m such a sigma male
Person 2: bro is def a toddler watching to much YouTube shorts