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when ur teacher has no ass so u try to shove a pencil up her ass and she disappears into a black hole
hahahahaha
slapping a twig
teacher: walking around in her yellow jeans
me: shoves a pencil up her ass
teacher: disappears
me: ABRACADABRA
Someone who is only attracted to skinny people; the opposite of a chubby chaser.
My bitchass twig picker friend can’t comprehend how I can possibly have a crush on a chubby guy.
When someone's dick is really thin but still long
Person 1: how was last night
Person 2: didn't go well he got a twig dick
when you are at the zoo and buy a kebab so you now have a long stick and decide to poke it into the bellybutton of a monkey
rando - idk what to do with my long kebab stick
other rando - why don't you do some monkey twigging
rando - GENIUS!!!
The dry strand of snot you sometimes see in somebody's nose.
~ Credit to my friend C Snyman for coining the phrase, I'm just trying to immortalise it ~
Hey Joe, you have a google twig in your left nostril!
(noun) Your fingers when engaged in the act of masturbation.
Sarah's pleasure twigs were on fire when she saw my delicious gums flapping in the breeze.
Absolutely destroying someone who is worse than you at something.
Bro, you’re smoking twigs, they are soooo much worse than you!