apple up my ass

NOUN: a apple that is up your ass

Person 1: Guys! Help there's a apple up my ass!!
Person 2: good

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ant up your ass

to act all nervous and jerky in a social situation

dude-you totally acted like you had an ant up your ass when those chicks came over here

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Stick Up His Ass

The tendency to act like a stiff, annoying, ugly, smelly, rigid, controlling, ugly, overreactive, self absorbed fuck face.

Person 1: Hey do you know

Alex
Joey
Alan
Gav
Hayden
Devyn
Jeff
Anthony
Joel
Key
Amir
Marcus
Stiles
Serge
Nick
Shayan
Isaiah
Jordan
Evan
Pepe Le Pu
Jalyn?

Person 2: Yeah he got a Stick Up His Ass. That's on period.

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scare up some ass

To go trolling for sex, usualy on the internet or people you never talk to on the contact list on your phone.

"Man, I am so horney, I need to go scare up some ass!"

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crawled up your ass

Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.

Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"

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Chopstick up ass

The moment when your mom sticks a chopstick up your ass when you got an A- on your math test

Ah I got chopstick up ass

cum it up ur ass

instead of telling someone to fuck off, u tell then to "cum it up their ass"

gary: ur gay man

jeff: get some bread

gary: how bout u cum it up ur ass cunt

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