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After a one night stand, you rummage through the other person's apartment for cash (usually toward bus fare or transit costs).
"I thought I'd have to walk home from her place but little of the old Wisconsin Wedding and I got to take the monorail."
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Another word for wedding ring. Showing how being married is puts you in a veritable stranglehold.
Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.
Man, I met the hottest chick last night! If it weren't for this damn wedding noose, I'd have fucked her sideways!!
Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!
Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!
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It appears to be some sort of super goth edgy wedding in which opposes the familiar phrase of "white wedding." This term has recently been popularized due to Maria Brinks' (lead vocals: In This Moment).
It's a nice night for a black wedding.
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Sex with girls you meet at a wedding.
From one male wedding guest to another, with a twinkle in his eye: "Doesn't any of this wedding pussy tempt you?"
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Cock and balls. A man's package.
I got kicked in the wedding veg, it really hurt!
Kick those feds in the wedding veg!
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When closing one task in planning for a wedding creates two new ones.
Well, we booked the reception hall, but now we have to find the caterer and band and so many other things this is becoming a wedding hydra.
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Based off of the British term wedding vegetables, referring to a mans junk. This is a slang term for female reproductive organs.
Man I wouldn't mind getting a crack at her wedding taco!
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