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Nintendo's newest console that offers the motion sensing feature at home. I can't possibly see how people think this owns PS3 when first off they are nothing alike, and second off Wii is outnumbered on every spec by the 360 and PS3 and all it offers is motion sensor which will get boring eventually anyways.
P1: Dude can I play with your Wii?
P2: No, I don't roll that way.
P1: I mean the Nintendo shit system you have.
P2: Oh sure, right after I put the vibrating controller out of my ass
P1: Ok remind me not to use that controller...
P2: I only have one, the other one flew out of my hand and broke my TV
P1: So how would we play your Wii?
P2: Smoke weed until it's fun.
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wii, pronounced we:
being the name for nintendos seventh generation console
formerly known as "revolution"
We whould go play some red steel on my new Wii
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The worst game console in history. Complete with a mixture of bad graphics and a fan base full of whiny little kids who like to swing there arms around like they have down syndrome.
Xbox: I'm gonna play some xbox.
Wii: Xbox is stupid im gonna play the wii!
Xbox: What the game with terrible graphics and gameplay?
Wii: Noooooo! I'm gonna tell on you.
Xbox: Go swing your arms around like a retard and play the
wii stupid little kid.
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W·ii· ( P ) Pronunciation Key (w-i)
intr.v. w·ii·ed, w·ii·ing, w·ii·s
To excrete urine in the form of a gaming console.
Billy could not wait to get home and start Wiiing
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1) The official name of the new Nintendo Console. Previously known by its codename, Revolution.
Mom: What's all that noise?
Little Johnny: I'm in my room playing with my Wii!
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Wii (pronounced "Wee") is the name for Nintendo's new console to be released in 2006. The soundalike word wee is also a euphemism for urinating. Nintendo had always insisted they would become "number one", and now they are.
"I'm going for a Nintendo." / "Have a Wii for me."
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The official name of the Nintendo Revolution.
pronounced "We".
The two "i" are supposed to represent people, or gamers, coming together.
Wii need to come up with a better name!
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