Owen

The kind of man you want to own. He will always wear the shirts you give him. He is roughly 5'2 and he pulls it off so well. If you want to hug him, he will always embrace you with his beefy arms. Because he is so muscular and hunky. But Owen also has a sensitive side. He always wants to give you snuggles and butterfly kisses. His butterfly kisses make you feel like you're flying. Owen will always watch Dwegons and Leprechauns with you because it's his favorite movie. He will hold your hand when the scary man (Timmy) rides an ox.

Girl 1: can I date Owen? Hes so hot!
Girl 2: sure I don't own him... but I wish I did *blushes*

owen

he is a nice guy. he plays football and baseball. he is somewhat popular at school, but all the girls adore him. he has really good looking hair and he’s super handsome. he loves hanging out with friends but puts school first. he is super smart and gets good grades.

i am so lucky to have a friend named owen

Owen

Loves playing Sax

Owen is never seen away from a sax in his free time

Owen

Owen is typically very gay and has a strong urge to seduce men. He will pull ur pants off even if you are a dude. Many times Owens will be glizzy goblins/gladiators.

“Look, Owen just devoured that hotdog!”
“Yea, he’s a glizzy goblin”
“Hey did Owen just ask out Micheal?
“Yea man I think he’s gay”

Owen

The stupidest guy on the planet. super short and is homo and says will be 6’1 but shrinks. no one loves him either

Girl: owen likes you

Girl 2: barfs

Owen

Has a penis so microscopic, some scientists doubt of its existence. Many in the field of microtechnology use it as a unit of measurement smaller than Planck length for designing microchips.

We'll make the microcomputer circuit a diameter of 21 Owen's, or 1/484484841595998995595th of an atom.

Owen

An Owen is one of the best people you can meet. They normally have dark hair and a cute but contagious smile. Owen is very caring and respectful to others(besides the occasional teasing) Owen is a really funny guy and can make anyone laugh and set a good vibe. Owen is always up for a challenge and has a(mostly) good mindset. Owens are perfect, if you were to ever loose one I'd feel really bad for you because your life pretty much is ruined by then. Owen is usually a little smarter then others around him but refuses to acknowledge it. Owen is also usually very attractive and amazing. You should find yourself an Owen, before it is too late!!

Person 1: "Oh my god, look it's Owen!!"

Person 2: "He is so hot, I need to get my own Owen"