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someone without trying with out thinking draws the female populous by simply being there. He can do no wrong with the ladies no matter how bad his screw ups would be if done by a normal male.
Mother Fucking johny dept is a wonder boy.
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the term wonton wonder is used to describe a spectacular metrosexual beast of chinese descent. whilst his homosexual tendencies are famous world-over, the jolly chinaman is still revered by his peers due to his exceptional knowledge and understanding of the scientific world. whilst the term can be used in a derogatory fashion i.e. 'fuck you wonton wonder you dirty chinaman, it is more commonly used to praise the elegant creature after a well received joke or witticism. whilst the wonton wonder may be a well-liked member of the group, his over zealous metrosexual tendencies may cause him to be on the receiving end of homophobic remarks
e.g. #1 (derogatory manner)
wonton wonder: hey guys wanna go buy some clothes and compare penises?
unfortunate acquaintance: dude, fuck.... wonton u metro
e.g. #2 (complementing)
wonton wonder: confucious say man who sit on toilet high on pot
acquaintance: HAHAHAHAH wonton u lej
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This is when you jack off and jizz in a small lotion bottle and leave it on your friends girlfriends or wifes bathroom sink for them to use in the future.
Man, Jose's wife is a hotty. I would love to slip her the man meat. Since I cant, the wonder lotion will be the next best thing. Hope she rubs me,err, it all over herself.
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A slang term for the genitalia of males and some females.
"It's not a rocketship it's a cock!a shlong! wonder weasel!"
-Robin Williams in Death to Smoochie.
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1. A term originally used to define Robin in the comic book series 'Batman and Robin'; Batman is a superhero and Robin is his younger sidekick.
2. A complimentary term for Robin, generally used by the fictional Gotham police force and media.
3. A complimentary term for any male based on skill or personality, usually holding some degree of good-natured humour or irony.
4. A sarcastic, derogatory term used to compare a male to a less respected view of Robin; a boy-toy, or kept male with no power and some implication of homosexuality.
n. "And once again, the world was saved thanks to Batman and the BOY WONDER."
n. "Jess, you saved the mainframe! You're a real BOY WONDER."
n. "Look at that BOY WONDER in the corner. The guy has more glitz on than my little sister did on prom night."
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An expression derived from a leading brand name of crisps (potato chips) in the UK.
Taken from the sexual activity of a “Golden Shower” – This is the practice of urinating on a sexual partner.
Essentially a “Golden Wonder” is (hopefully!) an entirely fictitious sexual practice - involving the practice of urinating into a half empty crisp packet and bursting it loudly over a naked and prostrate girl.
The term itself is then used to define how “liberated” a lady’s outlook may be in the bedroom.
“Met this girl last night and she was filthy as anything – threw me round the bedroom like a rag doll!”
“Golden Wonder?”
“You betcha!”
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When first, mommy gives daddy a blowjob. Immediately thereafter, she gives you a kiss good night.
The beauty of The Wonder Kiss is that you just wondered if it has happened to you.
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