Confucious

An ironical misspelling of Confucius, an ancient Chinese philosopher. The pun usually lies in the double meaning of the wise words of Mr. Confucious.

Confucious Said: "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."

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Confucious

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Being confused about a situation. Not understanding. Unable to figure out why the heck there is so many.

"That girl has 3 face books, what the heck is going on? I'm so confucious!"

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Confucious

Meaning the Act of being Confused: Cannot understand, misunderstood, not clear.

This word is from the Ancient sayings of The Triple A-K,

As that wise man once said, "I am the Confucious"

"I am Confucious"

confuciously

A word of unknown origin; muttered by Mike Tyson on September 21, 2004.

"I have been training confuciously."

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