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Hot Yoga is a auto-erotic act which is accomplished only through a mastery of the flexibility gained by extensive practice of yoga and strong fecalphilial urges. To accomplish a Hot Yoga, one must be flexible enough to bend their head and pelvis close enough together to pass a bowel movement onto one's own face. There exists several positions and varriations, but ultimately must be done by either bending the head forward towards the crotch or with greater difficulty, bending of the head backwards toward the rectum and releasing a bowel movement of any consistency onto one's own face.
Steven practices Hot Yoga so he can dump on his own face when nobody is around to do it.
Tom worked on his flexibility for years just so he could give himself a Hot Yoga.
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What you have to do when the airplane is so overcrowded you cannot walk. Always occurs during long 10+ hour flights. The plane will usually crash and catch on fire, making escape very interesting. A hole is commonly torn in the side of the plane as everyone hits the door at the same time.
I had to perform airplane yoga to fit into my economy seat.
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Comfortable black pants that cater to menopausal women in order to help them feel sexier than they actually are. Commonly paired with wine to enhance the delusion.
My 49 year-old mother was sitting on the couch drinking Pinot Noir and said, "I just live in my yoga pants!"
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A paranormal corona cure endorsed by nationalistic Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi and his gang of gurus, although any negative correlation between meditation and viral infection has yet to be proven.
Just as the American right-wing ex-president promoted disinfectants and UV light as corona cures to his millions of diehard supporters, the Indian prime minister is now touting yoga as a spiritual cure against Covid-19 and the deadlier Delta variant to his hardcore BJP supporters.
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Someone who does a lot of yoga, particularly applicable to an attractive female. A yoga bunny is always extremely good at sex and is usually very chilled out and/or spiritual.
Dude 1: Yo, fam, yer gyal Cara so fit and chill!
Dude 2: Bro, that's cos she a proper yoga bunny, innit. Gyal doin' an hour of yoga every morning.
Dude 1: Yer damn lucky, fam! She showin' you some yoga bunny moves under the covers, is it?
Dude 2: For real, bro! When man link up wid gyal like Cara she blow yer mind, y'get me?
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When air is forced out of one's anal cavity while practicing yoga.
I'm afraid to go into downward dog as I may experience yoga flatulence.
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The odd and often uncomfortable positions an alpha male will contort his lover into in search of the hottest, most ball draining orgasm ever.
Man dude, I ran Jenny through a serious involuntary yoga class last night. I had her shoulders behind her knees at one point. No chance she’s walking without assistance today!
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