v. The act of bumping an outdated forum thread in an effort to fool unsuspecting readers.
An act designed for the lulz.
Tommy: "Hey Chad, have you just seen the news on the forum?"
Chad: "No, man."
Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."
Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."
A more polite, southern way of saying fuck that shit
I was going to make an appearance Friday at my friends party but I found out my crazy ex was going and I was like bump that jazz, I'm hitting the bar with co-workers.
A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”
Where two bump each others butts.
The two bootie bumped together in College.
When the car in front of you is driving slow in the fast line you bump him into a spin out to get them out of your way. Like the technique police use in high speed chases.
The car in front of me was driving 40 in the fast lane and would not move over I had no choice but to COP BUMP them out of my way.
A little guy who is shirt, squeaky and all around sexy
That Lickle bump and he destroyed my fanny
when an exchange is made thrgh bumping into someone while walking. in order to keep from being noticed, usually done with secret or illegal things.
david: you got the money
nick: yeah, you got the "goods"
david: yeah, but we cant exchange here, we'll bump transfer in the hallway after 5th period to avoid detection