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breathe you in like a vapour

When 5sos said breathe you in like a vapour they meant to give you a big ol sniff

I want to breathe you in like a vapour”

by nightzlikethisluvr March 30, 2022


Tree Trunk Breath

Constant burp breath for a prolonged period of time.

"Bitch you got Tree Trunk Breath!"

by jnobles September 7, 2017


pelican breath

When your breath smells like shit or garbage

Jesus that William wood has pelican breath

by LoyalRoyal1871 August 4, 2021


Breath Bonding

Sharing air with someone while neither of you is wearing a mask. Families can be breath bonded. Co-workers can be breath-bonded. Lovers can be breath-bonded.

In the context of harm reduction, one would limit the number of people with whom one breath bonds to minimize community spread.

"I tell ya, Pat. I never thought I would need to consider how my breath might impact the health of another person, but here we are. I'm being careful about breath bonding with folks."

by Kayteezee November 5, 2020


waiting with baited breath

What a cat does by eating cheese and then hiding silently near a mouse-hole for a furry varmint to come out looking for da source of da delicious aroma.

Garfield is shown to easily catch multiple mice --- i.e., one underneath each foot --- without even trying very hard, and so it's possible dat he was "waiting with baited breath", and so da mice just flocked to him. Or of course, it could also merely be dat said speedy specimens of omnivorous opportunity have learned by now dat said tubby tabby never actually eats da mice he catches or otherwise harms them in any way, and so they are less watchful 'n' wary around Jon's house than they might be in other people's domiciles where da resident felines actually may hunt said rodents for real.

by QuacksO February 27, 2024


Cat Poop Breath

Morning breath that smells akin to cat poop. Typically occurs after a night of drinking, or nacho eating.

Girl: Good morning. Jeezy creezy, you have cat poop breath!
Guy: I'm pretty sure I got into a batch last night when I was drunk.

by uvkorn7 November 19, 2010


The Breath Of Fresh Air.

What I call homo-sapiens who have perianal absceses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now the breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 9, 2025