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left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)

The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.

by mousel October 10, 2019


A None Pizza with Left Beef

"A None Pizza with Left Beef" is a figure of speech describing a form, taste or a state of a crusty pineapple pizza that was picked dry of toppings, left to sit in a box for a week, after which it got warmed back up by a blowtorch covered in WD-40.
Commonly used to describe objectively awful pizza flavors.

This tastes worse than a none pizza with left beef! I am not going to eat THAT!

by axdh August 15, 2023


Left and Tight

The overall ideal of a person leaving for no fucking reason. Even if theres a good reason to stay, or a bad reason to leave. — Leaving just knowing you can do something, knowing you can’t come back after pulling that dumbshit. The feeling of tucking your dick and balls between your legs in a knot, beyond repair afterwards.

Eg.
“Wow! He’s gone, he’s left and tight..”

by GradeCunderC January 1, 2021


Left her hanging

Said by Monika in Doki Doki literature club, you later find Sayori hanging.

guy: Hey doki doki fan! left her hanging, didn't ya?

Doki doki fan: GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

by eveyevy February 11, 2024


left lane manager

Driver who rushes up behind you while you’re driving in the left lane on the highway and rides your ass until you move over to the right.

Uh oh, got a dickhead left lane manager on my ass, better move over before this fucktard barrels into us and kills us.

by creedlawofwny July 8, 2023


left me

my dad when i was born

im gonna go get milk

left me

by some-dictionary-guy January 25, 2021


Left Turn Olympics

Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.

I went to the Left Turn Olympics to drink beer in the sun and see wrecks!

by Sonicbo0mz February 14, 2021