Cheese Rolling

Cheese rolling is probably one of the simplest sports out there. From the top of hill, a round of Double Gloucester cheese is rolled and competitors chase after it. The first individual across the finish line at the bottom of the hill wins
(the cheese of course).

"Its a nice day outside, we should get some buddies together and roll the cheese (go cheese rolling)"

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Cheese Shop

A small room in which a group of homosexual males are holding a massive gangbang. Imagine that photo where all those dudes are stuffed into a phone booth; now take off all their clothes and add some stiff cock penetration. Voila, you've got a cheese shop. When walking into a cheese shop, it's not the sweating, tugging, sucking, and fucking that will shock you, it's the moist smell. We're talking serious funk. Like a Turkish bath on ecstasy. Major fromage. Hence, a cheese shop.

What's that smell? Oh that's my gay roommate and his six buddies turning our bathroom into a cheese shop.

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CHEESE n'EGGER

A freshly cracked egg from hens fed a vegetarian diet, topped with processed cheddar and served on a toasted English Muffin or Sesame seed bun.

Most commonly consumed by a kid named Gabriel sandy jew

The last time i went to MacDonalds i saw Gabriel eating a CHEESE n'EGGER

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holy cheese!

A word commonly used when something goes terribly wrong.Or used as an exclamation when some idiotic person does something stupid etc.

Holy cheese!! what are you doing you ungrateful asshole that was my piece of cheese!!Said Mark in anger.

Hmmmm delicious cheese said Simon.Simon breaks out into song,Cheese is a kind of meat a tasty yellow beef i milk it from my teet i try to be discreet mmmmm cheese mmmmm cheese.

You asshole! shouted Mark and ran away in despair.

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Cheese Whittle

Cheese whittle (v) /CHēz/ /ˈ(h)widl/

When one man lays naked on his back with a full erection and a group of at least 4 other men masturbate over him and ejaculate onto his erect penis. The ejaculate is then left to dry and harden upon the full-mast shaft. The receiver then, with the help of a whittling knife, whittles the "cheese" off of his still erect penis.

(Note: in order for this to work, the receiver of the cheese must maintain a full election for the entirety of the cheese whittleing process.)

Hey Da'Qwelvis, tomorrow is cheese whittle Wednesday so don't forget to double up on the cialis, your gonna need it!

U.K Cheese

Slang for Marijuana

Hey, let’s go get some U.K Cheese

Dude, you do realize that’s marijuana right

Yea, I know

Pat the Cheese

The act of slamming ones fist into one's CEO's respective privates.

"I just pat the cheese so hard!"

"Did you lose your job?"

"Hell yeah, but the bitch deserved it!"