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Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.

Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.

by The Horny December 2, 2023


chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.

"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."

by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013


chinese eyes

cannot see the bigger picture; short sighted

"Man, coach jerkhead sure is pushing us hard today," said Percy. "Yeah, we're going to be too exhausted for the game! He's got chinese eyes," replied Blondie.

by demoncan December 20, 2024


chinese rapist

uses a cats foot and shoves it up your arse

guy 1: UR GONNA LIKE THIS FOOT UP UR ARSE!!
guy 2: YOU CHINESE RAPIST UAGHHHHH

by daddy papi oooh yaya March 5, 2021


Chinese mag

The hacker comes form China
Or someone who can do impossibly thing come from China

A: Hey._what's going on? Look at this. It's impossible for to do play LOL as well as this
B: this is Chinese mag (use for positive meaning)

by Yua Mikami March 18, 2021


Chinese Head-butt

Two guys have their penis locked in a Chinese finger trap. For fun or competition to see who can get out of it first.

theres only one way to settle this, Chinese head-butt! winner take all

by therogoodchappelle December 21, 2018


Chinese finger fuck

Those Chinese toys where you pull your fingers apart and the toy grips your fingers

I got go get my Chinese finger fuck

by SuckMonster33672 September 28, 2023