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When too many women are willing to have sex with you, most of those women catch feelings and won't let you be with any other women.
Damn man, he gets all the women, but he better be careful he doesn't get The O'Hara Brother's Disease, or else he could be in a whole world of hurt.
when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck
Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE
When you have an above average penis size.
In reference to John Holmes 🤘🏻
Wife:That's my husband TYLER LEE!
Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!
Someone with more brains in the cock then in there head.
See that person over there they have furburger's disease.
What do you mean?
He will fuck everything that moves
After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.
A serious and very common disease that makes its victims infatuated with Patrick Mahomes.
The boy was diagnosed of the Mahomes disease. He posts pictures and videos of Patrick Mahomes all day everyday.
An ailment that causes white, dry patches of skin, caused by malnutrition and genetic modifications at an early stage of development.
Hey Bob, I saw somebody else with chalkston disease in the gym today, his skin was so patchy and dry, i offered him lotion