Eggs Benedick

During intercourse before ejeculation the man pulls out and cums in his own belly button and then the girl squats over him and urinates over it so it runs down his stomach and his dick.

Dude this chick was so hott I totally let her Eggs Benedick me it was awesome.

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easter egg

What a chick ovulates in the early spring

I fucked this chick on spring break, I sure hope my cum didn't get to her easter egg.

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easter egg

That nug of marijuana you "future date" by hiding in a random forgettable place in the house so that it may be found during times of need.

This works great when you've got extra weed you want to stash from your chimney girlfriend. It's kind of like a dog burying a bone for future use.

"Yeah! I forgot all about this Easter Egg!!"

Him: "I smell something new?!"
Her: "I know right?!"
Him: "Where'd you get that?!"
Her: "I found an Easter Egg at the bottom of the laundry soap!"

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Egg Chasing

Chav's interpretation of the word 'rugby'

Is you going to watch that Egg Chasing Blud?

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Goose eggs

Buds of the Cannabis plant (Marijuana). The word goose eggs is commonly used in Portland, OR.

"Hey bro, check out these goose eggs i just got."
"Wow, we're gonna get hella blazed tonight!"

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Goose Egg

Showing one of your balls to another person. Used in the penis showing game

Wacko: I wanna make an omelette
Ed: Here Bako, use this goose egg
Wacko: (sees Ed's nut)God damn it Ed!
Ed: C'mon Bako, two kicks in the ass

(Ed kicks Wacko in ass twice)

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Goose Egg

When a guy cums in a condom, he removes it and ties it off (creating a pseudo-egg shape). He shoves it inside a girl's vag, and she then 'lays' the egg.

I sooooo gave her a goose egg last night, bro!

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