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An opportunity, that might be presented by another's carelessness.
An opportunity which can be taken without repurcussions.
You left that side wide open for attack, it was fair game in my opinion.
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When you have to take a shit at a place that is not at your home, or work, family or close friend. Everywhere else is playing a "road game".
It is much more difficult to win a "road game". Your shit always seems to be runny or farty,and the stench is always god awful on the road. You always avoid putting yourself in this situation even if it means you drive 1 hour to shit at home.
1. Peter was invited to a Super Bowl Party of his boss after just one week on the job. He made the mistake of letting his roommate drive, so he was stuck. During pre-game, Peter was sweating like a pig and realized he couldn't hold his shit back for the fucking 5 hour game. He was faced with an incredibly difficult "road game".
The only bathroom accessible to the party was in the middle of the kitchen. He exploded 3 parts liquid, 1 part solid, into the pot.
Needless to say Peter lost. Worse, the party host was out of TP in the bathroom and Peter had to ask for more.
Worst defeat ever. Complete shutout. 77-0 final score.
2. Sarah finally had to go. So Kevin pulled off the Jersey turnpike and Sarah shat all over the stall at the McDonalds. 28-7
3. Eric's train was 10 min away, but he couldn't hold his shit any longer. This was serious, Grand Central Terminal bathroom might be the worst on Earth. But Eric really had to shit.
Eric lost. He barfed before he shat because he sat in another guys puddle of crap and slipped on a thick turd, while two guys were butt packing in the next stall. Loss 55-3
4. Ralph just met his girlfriend's parents. Yet, the taco bell wasn't holding so a trip to the bath room to shit was urgent. Ralph asked where it was and Jenny's parents pointed across the kitchen. For the next 15 min, Ralph was farting, shitting and moaning as the 3 bean burritos and 2 soft tacos left his bowels. Fire sauce was a bad choice.
Jenny dumped Ralph the next day. 28-21
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This is a friendship-building game to see how well you know your friends. It requires a large, white bed sheet - the top sheet without the elastic corners. As the sheet hangs width-wise, you cut four tennis ball-sized holes equally spaced along the sheet.
Next, you pick the first player, who goes by 'PK' during the game. He stands on one side of the sheet and can optionally be blind-folded. His four best friends line up on the other side of the sheet and stick their schlongs through each of the holes in the sheet. The player must give dome to each of his four friends and try to guess the identity of each friend. A correct guess means that a new player is chosen and the game is repeated until everyone is tired.
We were going to hit the bars but instead, stayed home and played the Sheet Game.
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No cost social exchange or entertainment. An opportunity to mix things up.
I'd rather go back to high school than get my GED, because it's free game.
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A game where the player takes the title of a movie and substitutes one of the words for "anus". Originally made up by a thirteen year old who now resides in Northern Virginia.
The Anus Game:
"Fun with Dick and Anus"
"The Anus who would be King"
"Indiana Jones and the Anus of Doom"
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What every gamer hopes for. A blow-job while playing a video game.
"I'm gonna marry her, she jumped me with a game job during Team Deathmatch."
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Definition 1) British YouTuber and gamer that is a motherfucker that doesn't change at all, repeats shit, racist son of a bitch, steals shit, challenge runner. Deleted his own channel (or got banned).
Definition 2) Ass
Definition 3) Nasty
1) I don't like QSV Gaming.
2) He's like QSV Gaming.
3) You're a fucking QSV Gaming boy.
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