Goose is the name for a person who is handsome, beautiful, amazing and talented. Someone who everyone is lucky to meet. Who you would walk across the earth to meet, who you make dreamy eyes at when you see them. <333
“Have you heard from Goose today?”
“Yeah I talked to him today”
A way to prove your dad wrong when it comes to grammatical errors.
You are silly gooses, not geese
Person 1: dude you see that goose over there
Person 2: yeah
Goose: HJONK
To have sex, unromantically, and with no string attached. If you "Goose" someone, it usually means that they could've been a 1 night-stand, or a someone you've been wanting to have sex with, without you being in a relationship with them.
Them: Hey dude, did that girl come over last night?
Me: Yeah dude
Them: Did you goose?
When you grab a women's breast and twist it.
Bob goosed jenny and he got slapped in the face.
When you grab a woman's breast and gently or not so gently twist it.
Jenny and I were fooling around and having a good time but when I goosed her she got angry and slapped me.
A bastard that will break into your property, steal your shit and make you hammer your thumb
I’m so angry the goose stole my teacup
The goose chased my child into the phone booth