jess quinlan

a very small girl who does nothing but eat and cry, everyday, on repeat, and will continue to do this for the rest of her life.

i’d hate to be jess quinlan

jess mellohibench

a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.

some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.

twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"

twitter user 2: "someone you follow."

twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"

twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."

twitter user 1: "thanks?"