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When you encounter an elderly person who is as hot as Channing Tatum on fire in the Mojave desert and in response urinate into ones own cupped palm and proceed to toss the warm waste at their person
May also be used with other substances and with other people.
"This crazy bitch I met just said, "M' Lady!" and tossed a handfull of horse cum at me!"
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what a woman of a certain age does NOT want to be called by the man she considers her lover
He sent an email to one of his other lady friends and said I was a nice lady. Well, I'm not, and I'm going to prove it.
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a) a positive, effective, way of referring to a lesbian.
b) Woman gay.
Friend A:
Have you heard of Ellen Degeneres?
Friend B:
The lady gay?
Friend A:
Thats her.
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Pussy , vagina , cunt , twat , punny .
Haz - "cake piece of cake on a plate"
Luke - "Thats a metaphor for your punny"
-Offering your punny on a plate-
"I'd Like to get a piece of that lady cake"
-I'd like to dog her-
"I want your cake on my face it tastes quite nice, but your a disgrace"
-Your pussy tastes nice but your a dog-
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A word used my mostly teachers for girls while they are in grade school....''young man'' for guys. It's annoying though...i mean i have a name.....dont call me a lady...a women...or whatever....dont know my name? WELL THEN DONT TALK TO ME FUCKTARD!.....Its even more annoying for tomboys when they get called ''young lady''...MAKES ME WANNA TEAR THEIR FUCKING HEAD OFF! I mean when u say ''hey dude!" or "hey man" and stuff like that......it sounds cool....words like women and chick and girl and young lady are just *punches wall* RETARDED AND ARRGH! I WILL KILL U IF U CALL ME THAT!
Catholic school teacher: Do your top button and tuck your shirt in young lady!
Tomboy student: SHUT UP AND GO TO HELL RETARD!AND I HAVE A NAME!
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noun, usually describing a man who is well-endowed, someone with a large penis.
You got a big foot, you must be a lady killer
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